Mid-Winter Break

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So, my brother sent some mid-winter funnies to lift the mid-winter blahs.

If you find some funny, you may be living near me. In the far north under mid-winter dark, leaden, sunless skies.

Do you remember the old T.V. advert that goes, “There’s always room for Jell-O?” Just so, there’s always room for humor!

The captions beneath each entry can be blamed on me. I don’t know, they seemed funny when scriven.

But, like I said, everything sounds humorous to me in season.

Hope you enjoy!

[I humbly apologize in advance for the light fare offerings of theses groaners. Feel free instead to look here Old Doberman and here-Laugh. It’s not Illegal.]

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Wrote this note to myself after talking with him 5 mimutes.

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Now clothes made in China TALK, do they?

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Montana, too…birds this large don’t fly!

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Now days nobody can afford an island that big. I think it’s illegal, too.

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Seems like just yesterday. Diamonds never age.

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Makes more sense than blaming it on us. And I’m a weather man. I go outdoors in all sorts of weather.

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it’s now safe inside the fence, but not outside. Cujo, maybe?

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is this pony abuse? Just asking.

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Cold! Must be a new comedy series on netflix.

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…so he harnessed it to a mule. Safer too.

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So, I’m feeling better…but no more selfies.

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A cheerful heart is good medicine,
    but a crushed spirit dries up the bones. Proverbs 17:22

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Ecclesiastes 3:1-4

To every thing there is a season, and a time to every purpose under the heaven:

² A time to be born, and a time to die; a time to plant, and a time to pluck up that which is planted;

³ A time to (wound), and a time to heal; a time to break down, and a time to build up;

⁴ A time to weep, and a time to laugh; a time to mourn, and a time to dance;

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So, have a warm and prosperous winter. If you’re where it’s warm, you’re cool. ~ G.W.

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[you] To whom God was pleased to make known what is the riches of the glory of this mystery among the Gentiles, which is Christ in you, the hope of glory. —Colossians 1:27.

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